All about me Snake oil the john salesman

I am a snake oils salesman it didn't let me put my real age but I was born in 1844. I love my pet snake kitty. I fought in the civil war to free slaves so i could have more customers and i like long walks on the beach. AMA!

How did you get to be as slimy as you are now...? Not like I care or anything... I just... "need to know my friends first"... (Quote from my mom) (She has to watch what I do online )

SLIMEY? SLIMEY! YOU HEATHEN YOU! I AM NOT SLIMED I AM ENRICHED. ENRICHED IN SNAKE OIL THAT HAS A WHOLE 2 5 STAR RATINGS! show some respect boy

Sorry man... I guess I just have a way of asking personal details... That's just my life I guess... This is why no one talks to me... *Walks away shyly...*

You are very gothic y'know that? c'mon son I know what will cheer you up. Friend discount on me snake oil, how bout it?

Thanks man... Listn I'll buy your snake oil and all... But whats ur opinoin on Bionacls? Just curious........

Love em.

Hey, John it's been a while! How's the wife?

Biocnical_Number1Fan3345 wrote:Hey, John it's been a while! How's the wife?

Ya'know still dead, hows your little girl?

Snake oil salesman wrote:I am a snake oils salesman it didn't let me put my real age but I was born in 1844. I love my pet snake kitty. I fought in the civil war to free slaves so i could have more customers and i like long walks on the beach. AMA!      

Is it true you actually shot mr Lincoln himself in the civil war?

It was probably because he was linking with them Bs

- 2009 hater

Snake oil salesman wrote:

Biocnical_Number1Fan3345 wrote:Hey, John it's been a while! How's the wife?

Ya'know still dead, hows your little girl?

Still breathing. When did you get so obsessed with snakes? I don't remember you ever talking about them at all

Biocnical_Number1Fan3345 wrote:

Snake oil salesman wrote:

Biocnical_Number1Fan3345 wrote:Hey, John it's been a while! How's the wife?

Ya'know still dead, hows your little girl?

Still breathing. When did you get so obsessed with snakes? I don't remember you ever talking about them at all

Not so much snakes as much the snake business. Pay is good and i can afford college for my little girl. also glad to hear about your daughter. tell her uncle john says hi.